attractive nuisance @killeveryhetero@jorts.horse

if anyone has been thinking of joining or coming back to JORTS DOT HORSE and didn't because it was so out of date, well, now's your chance. sign-ups are re-enabled, we're running latest masto, and (afaik) we've never been at the center of a fedi controversy

downsides: absentee badmin who never posts

upsides: damn thats a sexy jorts horse logo

i might need to disable sign-ups again if we get inundated with weird bot accounts like last time, but for now they're open!

tfw you fix jorts dot horse

*extremely waluigi voice*

𝑾𝓐𝓐𝓐𝓐𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝔸𝔸𝔸𝔸ȺȺȺȺᴬᴬᴬᴬᴀᴀᴀᴀ𝙰𝙰𝙰𝙰𝓐𝓐𝓐𝓐𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝔸𝔸𝔸𝔸ȺȺȺȺᴬᴬᴬᴬᴀᴀᴀᴀ𝙰𝙰𝙰𝙰𝓐𝓐𝓐𝓐𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝔸𝔸𝔸𝔸ȺȺȺȺᴬᴬᴬᴬᴀᴀᴀᴀ𝙰𝙰𝙰𝙰𝓐𝓐𝓐𝓐𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝔸𝔸𝔸𝔸ȺȺȺȺᴬᴬᴬᴬᴀᴀᴀᴀ𝙰𝙰𝙰𝙰𝓐𝓐𝓐𝓐𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝔸𝔸𝔸𝔸ȺȺȺȺᴬᴬᴬᴬᴀᴀᴀᴀ𝙰𝙰𝙰𝙰𝓐𝓐𝓐𝓐𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝔸𝔸𝔸𝔸ȺȺȺȺᴬᴬᴬᴬᴀᴀᴀᴀ𝙰𝙰𝙰𝙰𝓐𝓐𝓐𝓐𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝔸𝔸𝔸𝔸ȺȺȺȺᴬᴬᴬᴬᴀᴀᴀᴀ𝙰𝙰𝙰𝙰𝓐𝓐𝓐𝓐𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝔸𝔸𝔸𝔸ȺȺȺȺᴬᴬᴬᴬᴀᴀᴀᴀ𝙰𝙰𝙰𝙰𝓐𝓐𝓐𝓐𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝔸𝔸𝔸𝔸ȺȺȺȺᴬᴬᴬᴬᴀᴀᴀᴀ𝙰𝙰𝙰𝙰𝓐𝓐𝓐𝓐𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝔸𝔸𝔸𝔸ȺȺȺȺᴬᴬᴬᴬᴀᴀᴀᴀ𝙰𝙰𝙰𝙰𝓐𝓐𝓐𝓐𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝔸𝔸𝔸𝔸ȺȺȺȺᴬᴬᴬᴬᴀᴀᴀᴀ𝙰𝙰𝙰𝙰𝓐𝓐𝓐𝓐𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝔸𝔸𝔸𝔸ȺȺȺȺᴬᴬᴬᴬᴀᴀᴀᴀ𝙰𝙰𝙰𝙰𝓐𝓐𝓐𝓐𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝔸𝔸𝔸𝔸ȺȺȺȺᴬᴬᴬᴬᴀᴀᴀᴀ𝙰𝙰𝙰𝙰𝓐𝓐𝓐𝓐𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝔸𝔸𝔸𝔸ȺȺȺȺᴬᴬᴬᴬᴀᴀᴀᴀ𝙰𝙰𝙰𝙰𝓐𝓐𝓐𝓐𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝔸𝔸𝔸𝔸ȺȺȺȺᴬᴬᴬᴬ

Last night, @killeveryhetero worked late into the night, with support from @Luxotek, to make sure we could continue to enjoy our shitposting. This is how it went down, I assume:

BuzzFeed's Top Ten Tips for Honking Off in a Crowded Arby's™ Without Getting Caught by the Fukcing Cops

Well HOT DAMN folks it's that time of year again and I know you're all gathering the family and heading down to the local Arby's™ but before you go, take a gander at this Hot Tips gathered by local experts:

1) Don't forget the sunscreen!
[ᴄʟɪᴄᴋ ᴛᴏ ʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴍᴏʀᴇ...]

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