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I just realized that my expanded character limit on Mastodon would allow me to PGP clearsign every one of my posts, thus becoming the Most Powerful GNU+Linux Guy ever
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say she's adorable 𝒓𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒏𝒐𝒘 or she will 𝕗𝕚𝕟𝕕 𝕪𝕠𝕦。

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my main goals in life right now are to transform into an animal and run away into the forest

"I think you'll find the item in my bagging area is... Unexpected."

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do you come from a land down junder?
where women jort and men plunder

starting a coup to overthrow the jorts horse

so in conclusion, godzilla is a kaiju of contrasts

(Bolts awake) “rat avatar” is a palindrome

new bit: posting "welp, looks like it's time to bring this one out again..." or similar with an image attached like the only trust your fists cops will never help you gif, implying that some kind of Event occurred, so people go hunting for the discourse they missed (the bit is that there is no discourse)

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jorts.horse

Unstoppable shitposting engine.