attractive nuisance @killeveryhetero@jorts.horse

@killeveryhetero if i were like 10% more motivated i'd photoshop the background so it says 'scromiting'

OUT NOW with @mikaelthalen

EXCLUSIVE: U.S. airline accidentally exposes ‘No Fly List’ on unsecured server

https://www.dailydot.com/debug/no-fly-list-us-tsa-unprotected-server-commuteair/

+ my more technical and witty blog post

https://maia.crimew.gay/posts/how-to-hack-an-airline/

officer, HELP!!! there's a man sucking himself off in my GARAGE!!!! HELP!!!!!! OFFICER!!!!!! officer PLEASE, officer you need to suck this man off pronto!!!!! help!!!!!!

siri

siri hey

siri google can you shit yourself to death

hey siri please

alexa? can you shit yourself to death,? shidted so hard you shat your last shot? siri ?

ok google, hey google , search home remedies for repair ruined holes

pleas e,

sit around and think
shit around and stink

Ugh. Typical leftist. Here we are, trying to have a nice, holiday family meal together, and all 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 concerned about is whether or not grandpa jacked off into the green bean casserole. Unbelievable. That is 𝘯𝘰𝘵 what you should be focusing on! This is a time of reconciliation, of togetherness, of FAMILY for christ's sake! Oh for the love of... will you put the casserole DOWN, don't you dare ignore me! What grandpa does is his own business, your damned "woke" generation has NO respect for your e

𝕕𝕚𝕕 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕜𝕟𝕠𝕨 ??

　　if you drained all of the blood from fifty seven horses,..
　　　　storing it in a series of One Liter Tempered Glass Jars,..

　and laid out all of the jars side by side, horizontally across the western continental shelf of India,..

　　　　　...𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕙𝕠𝕣𝕤𝕖𝕤 𝕨𝕠𝕦𝕝𝕕 𝕕𝕚𝕖 ?

When are those clowns in congress going to get their act together and solve the REAL issues? Making every city have a big sign like the one in Hollywood so we always know where we are without looking at maps?

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