attractive nuisance @killeveryhetero@jorts.horse

scraggly old bastard

i love him

"accidentally too high at work in a conference room full of 30+ corpos" is a uniquely strange feeling

the entity known as Carl wants to know your location.
the entity known as Carl wants to know your location.
the entity known as Carl wants to know your location.
the entity known as Carl wants to know your location.
the entity known as Carl wants to know your location.
the entity known as Carl wants to know your location.
the entity known as Carl wants to know your location.
the entity known as Carl wants to know your location.
the entity known as Carl wants to know your location.

killer cop
cop killer

i created this masterpiece making fun of a cryptobro on twitter please enjoy it with my blessings

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smug software dev getting owned so hard by a 16 year old enby that they turned their entire project into a smoking crater is just about the funniest ffxiv drama i've ever seen

here i sit,
brokenhearted.

shidding, pissing,
cumming, farding.

[looking at an unfinished task]
ugh, i promised i was gonna do this today.... however, luckily, i only promised it to myself and never said anything aloud, and i've got a lifetime of experience breaking those

amy's got some hot girl vibes tho for real, laying in bed just chugging coffee while doomscrolling that's based as hell

i hate my company so fucking much on every possible level it's unreal