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THE COP GROWLS "TAKE OFF TH OSE JEANS, CITIZEN." I COMPLY, REVEALING THE FULL LENGTH DENIM TATTOOS ON BOTH LEGS. THE COP SAYS "SIR, YOUR UNDER ARREST FOR FELONY JOKE TH EFT" AND HAULS ME OFF TO JAIL

@killeveryhetero im at the flood memorial. Im at the taco bell. Im at the combination flood memorial and taco bell

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𝖌𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖙 𝖋𝖑𝖔𝖔𝖉 𝖔𝖋 1993
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@killeveryhetero (after examining your chart) I hope you don't have the *broke* mind virus, this is going to be extremely expensive

please.... doctor.... i'm very sick...! doctor please..... my pronouns are piss/blood.... please!

george r r martin did incalculable damage to fantasy novel naming conventions

"accidentally too high at work in a conference room full of 30+ corpos" is a uniquely strange feeling

yes im a millenial and these are my children Adynn, Maylee and Darude_Sandstorm(96kbps)_.MPEG-1

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the entity known as Carl wants to know your location.
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the entity known as Carl wants to know your location.
the entity known as Carl wants to know your location.
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