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somebody link me a funny fork of masto to switch to that includes the vuln patch (i'm not doing it immediately but feel free to throw ideas into the pile)

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:emergency: the big vulnerability thing and jorts.horse :emergency: 

the vuln was apparently introduced in v3.5

we are running v3.3.0

LETS FUCKIN GO, WE'RE SIMPLY TOO OLD TO FUCK WITH, BABEYYYYY

i do need to update this shithole at some point because there's probably a dozen other minor vulns from being so fucking decrepit but you can rest easy that the big problem everyone's panicking about doesn't apply to us, probably

i doubt anyone noticed but i rebooted jorts just now trying to fix something unrelated to jorts on my server sorry

honkai star rail more like honkai star i wanna be railed by half the characters in this game send toot

THE COP GROWLS "TAKE OFF TH OSE JEANS, CITIZEN." I COMPLY, REVEALING THE FULL LENGTH DENIM TATTOOS ON BOTH LEGS. THE COP SAYS "SIR, YOUR UNDER ARREST FOR FELONY JOKE TH EFT" AND HAULS ME OFF TO JAIL

@killeveryhetero im at the flood memorial. Im at the taco bell. Im at the combination flood memorial and taco bell

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@killeveryhetero (after examining your chart) I hope you don't have the *broke* mind virus, this is going to be extremely expensive

please.... doctor.... i'm very sick...! doctor please..... my pronouns are piss/blood.... please!

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