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Best Xmas movie is Three Days of the Condor

I think a respectable toot to follow ratio is 100:1. I don’t give a shit about follows

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Got corrected for calling something “lame”. And I “well, actually”ied it by saying I grew up on a BBS and that leetspeak is one of few subcultures that don’t appropriate AAVE.
Anyway, the language of social justice can easily be used to sell banking products

I don’t want to follow more people because I don’t want to be a l0ser with more follows than toots

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How to see local timeline in Mastrubate iOS app?????? :jhorse:

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when will there be a transmasc person brave enough to get breast implants and call them daddy milkers

I’ve just been informed I need to move to Grindr to get “I’m non-binary (huge milkers) and into theatre (sophisticated)”

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Anyway, they’re hot and the date went well

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“Oh yeah, I’m non-binary (huffing large amounts of testosterone and getting jacked) and into theatre (clowning)

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Went on a date tonight and once again shocked to discover that I have a type.

Yay, it’s a potluck! Oh no, it’s a queer potluck. *We eat ten different kinds of hummus*

I’d like to redact the previous tweet. Potato salad is hummus for straights

Unsure if you’re at a swingers or play party? Potato salad or hummus, only difference

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jorts.horse

Unstoppable shitposting engine.