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*in the waiting room, hoping to hear good news about Gandalf's priapism*

here I am
on the road again
here I am
up on the stage
here I go
playin star again
there I go
turgid mage

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bofa is not shutting down. bofa was just moving to a smaller configuration because we're charged by the minute and why pay for resources we're not using.

imagine if mosquitos carried data like little flying USB sticks

*yelling at computer*

don't you beep at me!

DON'T YOU FUCKING BEEP AT ME

are you feeling alright babe? You've barely started any new game dev projects

when another instance demands to know what jorts is "going to do" about a user that was in a fedi slapfight with some other user:

bullshit levels are currently at 84% but fluctuating wildly

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jorts.horse

Unstoppable shitposting engine.