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@Pixley egg yes!! Here's how it went with our roleplay gaming group:

GM as waitress: "What can I get for y'all?"
Player 1: "Uhhh hot dogs"
GM: "It's 9:30 in the morning"
Me: "Put an egg on it. Does this diner not have breakfast dogs??"
Player 3: "I can't get an egg dog? What is this!"

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I don't know what I'm looking for, thank you

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The tree is made of dust. The earth is made of dust. We are all made of dust and I couldn't be happier.

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hacking into mastodon.social just to tempt fate

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i want mario, the fat italian plumber, to piss all over me

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mashup vs. glowing-edges vs. density-map vs. pareidolia (seed: 25062)

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How I Defeated Fascism With the Power of Love

by Luigi

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Chapter 1: The Power of Love

The first step in my journey was realizing that it is impossible to defeat fascism with the power of love.

Chapter 2: The Power of Incredible Violence

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🎵 the very best part of waking up

Is spilling coffee on your DICK 🎵

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dO yOU kNOW wHO iS rEALLY iN A bIG mOOD? mE!

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why are you all so cute and good? hmmm??????

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jorts.horse

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