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*in the waiting room, hoping to hear good news about Gandalf's priapism*

here I am
on the road again
here I am
up on the stage
here I go
playin star again
there I go
turgid mage

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tomorrow we are gonna bake a giant orange turd cake and flush it directly down the toilet

More like Bad-pitalism, imo.

(Now to sit back and let the likes start rolling the eff in)

statue fuckers 

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Stop eating what you're eating and throw it out the window right now! It'll be fun!

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instinctively deleting an email with the subject “the Mandalorian of thought leadership” is an example of how our subconscious mind can protect our conscious mind

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jorts.horse

Unstoppable shitposting engine.