New tooters best get some fuckin toots under your belt before requesting a follow.

@loosenut Sorry but I keep my toots on my computer not on my person, the electronic tingle is too distracting otherwise.


i learned to always keep your toots on your person to keep them from getting jacked

@loosenut Make offsite backups of your toots! That way if they get jacked you can restore them from backups. And you can destabilize the tootconomy which is always fun!


engraving all my best shitposts on stone tablets to be our guide for rebuilding post-collapse

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