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@loosenut Sorry but I keep my toots on my computer not on my person, the electronic tingle is too distracting otherwise.

@clarjon1

i learned to always keep your toots on your person to keep them from getting jacked

@loosenut Make offsite backups of your toots! That way if they get jacked you can restore them from backups. And you can destabilize the tootconomy which is always fun!

@clarjon1

engraving all my best shitposts on stone tablets to be our guide for rebuilding post-collapse

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