just had a vivid flashback to a rich person encounter

when i first moved west and was with my ex in LA her old college bff was in an illustrious real estate fam that were richer than i could process

i remember going to one of their houses and immediately this girl goes “oh no!” and grabs a paper towel and is picking her cat’s shit off a literal zebra skin

she sees my expression and goes “this one’s from back when it was legal”

all i’m thinking is: that zebra had a wife

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