just had a vivid flashback to a rich person encounter
when i first moved west and was with my ex in LA her old college bff was in an illustrious real estate fam that were richer than i could process
i remember going to one of their houses and immediately this girl goes “oh no!” and grabs a paper towel and is picking her cat’s shit off a literal zebra skin
she sees my expression and goes “this one’s from back when it was legal”
all i’m thinking is: that zebra had a wife
@mood this was a wild ride from start to finish o.o
@hafnia this enby has tales
Unstoppable shitposting engine.