never gonna get over that "she's got two feet and three thighs" welsh poem, i think about it daily
@SapphicGiraffic i will “settle” for being the “playful girl with a big arse”
@mood tag urself: i'm the pale maid with two feet, a sturdy face, and three thighs
@SapphicGiraffic gives new meaning to the three-legged sack race
Unstoppable shitposting engine.