venture capitalists always crack me up because it’s like someone gambled right at the horse track one or two times and now think they’re a veterinarian

growth for growths sake is kinda how a few cancers work?? and cancer always works out great so yeah. go VC!

@mood they always brag about their successes and, like, if they botched 9 out of 10 of their projects in any other trade, they’d be fired on the spot

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