@mood The tiny mites that have sex on our faces have a problem… their restaurant is no longer “hot”!

@mood Going to but on some Berry White and turn down the lights, maybe that will help

@mood won't somebody please think of the mites? clearly we all need to be mashing our faces against other people's faces more often!

@twistylittlepassages they’re dropping their genes instead of their jeans! mash, people !

@mood isn’t Sex on our Faces a cocktail 🍹 ? I’m not an expert

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