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This sounds like someone who's in cahoots with the seagulls 
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@xenophora@mastodon.artMy new, all-purpose excuse for avoiding any task I dislike:
"Honey, weren't you going to wash the dishes?"
THE SEAGULLS DON'T WORK FOR US!!
@panamapauper when will food truck finally recognize seagull union
@panamapauper Plottwist: The seagulls do work for them!
@retropikzel that is the joke, yes