This sounds like someone who's in cahoots with the seagulls 🤔
My new, all-purpose excuse for avoiding any task I dislike:
"Honey, weren't you going to wash the dishes?"
THE SEAGULLS DON'T WORK FOR US!!
@panamapauper There are more seagull warning signs than seagulls on the English seafront city of Brighton, I'm certain of it!
Siglo Wine was a heavily marketed brand on NY-NJ A.M. radio in the 1970s. There were definitely bad jokes about how it sounded like "Seagull."
(I remember this 40 years later because of course these ads were relentless & you'd hear the same bit dozens of times in one week.)
@panamapauper "the birds work for the bourgeoisie"
@panamapauper when will food truck finally recognize seagull union
@panamapauper Plottwist: The seagulls do work for them!
@retropikzel that is the joke, yes
@panamapauper did they bear any resemblance to seagulls? They could be seagulls masquerading as hotdog salesmen
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