We need a new kind of building to routinely get people married. Most churches are too heteronormative and bogged down with ghoulish histories, and courthouses are full of classist racist technocrats. So I propose a new kind of place, which shall be called the Spouse House.
@peptostate Why are they called Wedding Cakes when they could be called Spouse Cakes?
@peptostate a Chuck E. Cheese but for weddings
Horses can wear jorts too. [[THIS IS ETERNALLY A WORK IN PROGRESS]]