We need a new kind of building to routinely get people married. Most churches are too heteronormative and bogged down with ghoulish histories, and courthouses are full of classist racist technocrats. So I propose a new kind of place, which shall be called the Spouse House.

@peptostate Why are they called Wedding Cakes when they could be called Spouse Cakes?

@medic @peptostate This is actually not a bad idea and I bet if I found someone with a bunch of land in Connecticut and some ideas for instagrammable shit I could get some VC dork to fund it

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