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Barista: "What can I get you?"
Me: "Um, can you not read?"
*I point to a tattoo on my face that says "I want a large medium roast coffee, that is why I tattooed these words to my face"*
Barista: "Um, can YOU not read?"
*The barista points to a tattoo on their face that says "Please do not ask me to read your order from the tattoo on your face"*
Me: "Ummmm, can you not READ?"
*I point to a tattoo on my son's face that says "Oops. Sorry. My bad. Anyway, I'll have a large medium roast coffee..."

@peptostate
This post has given me a run for my money. My money in deviancy. I am floored. 10/10.

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