peptostate @peptostate@jorts.horse

face reveal
CW for gross eyes

No! WTF!

Eminem vs Éminème

me saying hello to my new mastodon friends

CW for creepy claymation body horror stuff

me giving you the side-eye

[CW: distorted AI image of a skull]

hi

hi! hello!

current mood

It's me!

I am having a surprise

when there is soup

Welcome new users. Please see this guide for how to pronounce Mastadon:

to date, this is my best-framed picture of bigfoot:

ACAB includes Marge Simpson

happy new year

Reading that issue of The Hulk where @Gargron tries to capture him and harness his gamma ray strength to power the supercomputers of Mastodon:

Signed up for Mastodon Plus so now I can post animated GIFs!

Trudeau Looks Directly at the Viewer