@Quixote171 @SanfordianPhil AHHH good morning, we weren't talking about you or anything

@Louisa @SanfordianPhil

Oh shit, you guys have another friend you call, 'Q' - now I'm *really* sad.

@Louisa @SanfordianPhil

Also, I live in this thread now. If you need me, you'll find me here.
Let's get that Thread, hell that is.

@Quixote171 @SanfordianPhil cool, glad I can reach out to the Mastodon community with relatable toots that you can then hollow out and live inside, like a parasitic wasp

@Louisa @SanfordianPhil

They call me the parasitic waspy
Dancin in your threads like I'm Bob Fosse
Don't tell me what to do, Lou, you can't boss me
knock your whole ass out, and call me Rocky

@pig @ItsJenNotGabby @Louisa @SanfordianPhil

Y'all can't come at me a full 24 hours after the crime was committed.
The window for reporting masto-crime is *very* small.

@ItsJenNotGabby @Louisa @SanfordianPhil@mstdn.io @Quixote171 show me your masto lawyer, I'll berate them too

@pig @ItsJenNotGabby @Louisa @SanfordianPhil

Like all fools, I'm representing myself.
All of my arguments will be given in rap form.

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