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the "star wars kid" video but it's me in my kitchen with a microplane

· · SubwayTooter · 2 · 4 · 4

@pig be careful !! start with machetes, or a similar beginner-level blade

@mood I'll try to keep all appendages attached, thank you

@Louisa I have the good sense to swing it away from me, I'm not doing nunchuck tricks with it

@pig glad to know you'll be ready when you get those swords

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