the "star wars kid" video but it's me in my kitchen with a microplane
@pig be careful !! start with machetes, or a similar beginner-level blade
@mood I'll try to keep all appendages attached, thank you
@pig seems incredibly dangerous
@Louisa I have the good sense to swing it away from me, I'm not doing nunchuck tricks with it
@pig glad to know you'll be ready when you get those swords
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