#introductions hello i鈥檓 new here on mastodon, i am here to sell my egg! i hope self promotion is ok i am a small scale egg producer and i have a beautiful egg to sell, please let me know if you are interested, in my egg

@pig thank you so much pig i think youll love my eggs

@em I'm very excited, really anticipating these primo eggs

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