I'm going to shoot linkedin with a gun
@pig I am at work but I must scream
@radicalrobit I'm sorry but I couldn't keep it to myself
@pig I am legitimately so fucking angry right now. If I didn't have better control over my own faculties I'd punch right through one of my fucking monitors.
@pig This is to say, I do not have an anger issue...BUT IF I DID
@radicalrobit it's super fucked up, I don't get it. it links to a bunch of other posts, but you have to get through about 6 of them before anyone mentions "wage stagnation" and such
@pig I just assume all these article headlines are written by some jackass with an EcOnOmIcS dEgReE from Georgetown or University of Chicago or some stupid shit where it's the fault of millennial employees for what our boomer bosses do to us
@radicalrobit yeah, about that...
@pig I can't imagine someone looking more like the ideal economics business dipshit than this fuckwit right here, it's unreal
@radicalrobit austin is 100% lab-grown
@pig I don't even think of my 401k as a retirement fund because it's absolutely inadequate for that.
It's basically just my emergency savings for when things inevitably get fucked
@inkblot_sandwiches oh yeah, I have a hard time imagining I could actually retire, ever
@pig two tired looking white 20 somethings people enjoying a avacado pizza. Very good photo for that title
@popefucker avocado toast gives them the strength they need to undermine society even further
@pig avacado toast: part of a nutritious industry-killing breakfast
Unstoppable shitposting engine.