I'm going to shoot linkedin with a gun
@pig I am at work but I must scream
@radicalrobit I'm sorry but I couldn't keep it to myself
@pig I am legitimately so fucking angry right now. If I didn't have better control over my own faculties I'd punch right through one of my fucking monitors.
@pig This is to say, I do not have an anger issue...BUT IF I DID
@radicalrobit it's super fucked up, I don't get it. it links to a bunch of other posts, but you have to get through about 6 of them before anyone mentions "wage stagnation" and such
@pig I just assume all these article headlines are written by some jackass with an EcOnOmIcS dEgReE from Georgetown or University of Chicago or some stupid shit where it's the fault of millennial employees for what our boomer bosses do to us
@radicalrobit yeah, about that...
@pig I can't imagine someone looking more like the ideal economics business dipshit than this fuckwit right here, it's unreal
@radicalrobit austin is 100% lab-grown
@pig "haha millennials are actively trying to work in a gig economy and destroying union jobs and jobs with retirement matching"-something this person would believe
@SanfordianPhil millennials are killing the very concept of stability!!
@pig millennials love avocado toast (instability, fear of working to death in both short and long term) so they won't buy houses (save for retirement, not work 80 hours at dead end jobs)
@SanfordianPhil working in the gig economy means """""""freedom""""""" for those workers, who doesn't love freedom
@pig an uber driver dressed up as Mel Gibson in braveheart for some reason: Freeeeeeeeedooooooommmm
@SanfordianPhil slapping on the war paint to pick up people at the airport and deliver burgers, everyone has to sit in the back because my sword rides shotgun
@pig handing out Thomas Paine style pamphlets that say "work in every state is a blessing, but retirement planning even in its best state is but a necessary evil; in its worst state an intolerable one"
@pig I don't even think of my 401k as a retirement fund because it's absolutely inadequate for that.
It's basically just my emergency savings for when things inevitably get fucked
@inkblot_sandwiches oh yeah, I have a hard time imagining I could actually retire, ever
@pig two tired looking white 20 somethings people enjoying a avacado pizza. Very good photo for that title
@popefucker avocado toast gives them the strength they need to undermine society even further
@pig avacado toast: part of a nutritious industry-killing breakfast
Unstoppable shitposting engine.