person in some ad: I have a child in each branch of the military
me, out loud to my otherwise empty house: fuck you
@pig lol that goddamn verizon comercial i wanted to throw a brick through the tv
@pig capitalist militarism is just a scam by big military industrial complex to sell wars to more humans
@Absolutely_Blakely support are troops with cel phone plan!
@pig how dare you boost my key mash.
@Absolutely_Blakely just admitting my crime of irritating you
@Absolutely_Blakely same, buddy
Unstoppable shitposting engine.