shouting "more like star DRECK!!" through a megaphone outside nasa hq until they strap me to a rocket and fire me into the kuiper belt

@pig please let me know if this works cause i'll fucking sell my car in a heartbeat for a megaphone if it means someone will launch me into the void for free

@Luxotek you'll know if you see me drifting among the space debris

@Louisa new slogan: talk shit, get shot (into an asteroid)

@pig how much money does the space program get? How bout you mind your own fuckin business, how bout that

@Louisa $21.5 billion, plus whatever's in your wallet. hand it over if you don't want to find yourself sleeping with the tardigrades

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