shouting "more like star DRECK!!" through a megaphone outside nasa hq until they strap me to a rocket and fire me into the kuiper belt

@pig please let me know if this works cause i'll fucking sell my car in a heartbeat for a megaphone if it means someone will launch me into the void for free

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@Luxotek you'll know if you see me drifting among the space debris

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