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if you liked The Crown then you'll love my dramatic take on protestants in 16th century France 

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@pig I opened this CW and my face melted like in Indiana Jones

@pig PigToot!! I'm instantly won over again 🀩

@Louisa another classic rollercoaster of emotion from PigToot, LLC

@pig @Louisa your interactions make Mastodon worth the $60. Mastodon: it’s $60.

@pig @Louisa this is a slow burn joke I’ve been working on since December

@pig @jasonscheirer let's just say that I have "sometimes I buy the fancy Oreos" money, and leave it at that

@pig @jasonscheirer I want the $60 so I can crumple it up and throw it on the ground, to prove that I'm better

@pig @binchicken @jasonscheirer I'm gonna crumple up these Oreos and throw them on the ground

if you liked The Crown then you'll love my dramatic take on protestants in 16th century France 

if you liked The Crown then you'll love my dramatic take on protestants in 16th century France 

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