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Sure, sex is good, but have you tried repairing a disposable consumer trinket beyond its planned obsolescence?

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life goals at 18: i want to make a groundbreaking discovery that changes the world!!

life goals at 28: yeah i dunno, having an office that isnt my bedroom be nice. maybe a weekly baking club with my friends

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this literally ended on 69% swipe right so I know I made the right decision

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Alright you fuckers. Let's do this

My workplace includes a grad studies program, and a very cute student in that program just appeared on my tinder. I leave this job in a month, but will likely see him/other students until them. How should I swipe?

For non-poll havers, this is a poll and I will publicize results regularly. Please boost for maximum civic participation. #HYPERswipeDecideTime

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if i reach 60 dollars a month on patreon i will provide video sans hog of me peeing on an american flag

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FELLAS... is it gay to hover? You just floating in the air. 😔

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what people think anarchists want versus what anarchists actually want

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mastocon will have two cuddle puddles. one will be cute n cuddly, with everyone in fuzzy pajamas looking at the stars and talking about their crushes and secret hopes. the other will be a writhing mass of fuck-meat

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you could say i'm snuggled up and cozy in bed rn. In fact, I encourage you to

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You're all cowards too scared to say it, so I WILL

@jacethechicken is dummy thicc and I want her to choke the life out of me with her thighs.

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jorts.horse

Unstoppable shitposting engine.