pinko sock @pinksock@jorts.horse

Sure, sex is good, but have you tried repairing a disposable consumer trinket beyond its planned obsolescence?

jesus was a #twunk

life goals at 18: i want to make a groundbreaking discovery that changes the world!!

life goals at 28: yeah i dunno, having an office that isnt my bedroom be nice. maybe a weekly baking club with my friends

this literally ended on 69% swipe right so I know I made the right decision

69% swipe right. Nice #HYPERswipeDecideTime

Alright you fuckers. Let's do this

My workplace includes a grad studies program, and a very cute student in that program just appeared on my tinder. I leave this job in a month, but will likely see him/other students until them. How should I swipe?

For non-poll havers, this is a poll and I will publicize results regularly. Please boost for maximum civic participation. #HYPERswipeDecideTime

if i reach 60 dollars a month on patreon i will provide video sans hog of me peeing on an american flag

FELLAS... is it gay to hover? You just floating in the air. 😔

@gayalien@cryptids.online

counter-strike: go off

what people think anarchists want versus what anarchists actually want

friggin, avant dick hard

this made me laugh way too hard

mastocon will have two cuddle puddles. one will be cute n cuddly, with everyone in fuzzy pajamas looking at the stars and talking about their crushes and secret hopes. the other will be a writhing mass of fuck-meat

you could say i'm snuggled up and cozy in bed rn. In fact, I encourage you to

cum is an all natural glue

Cats be like *eats plastic*