bdsm shitpost Show more
getting beat and tortured and shit is super hot except that it hurts
terrible idea (i will not be doing this): whenever you tell OCRbot to caption an image, and it finds that there aren't already captions, it adds one point to the person who posted the uncaptioned image. then, it publishes a weekly leaderboard, and you can see who's the worst at captioning images!
irresponsible body mods, alc Show more
getting drunk, using kitchen scissors to cut off a mole I don't like, putting a bandaid on until the bleeding stops, getting drunk again, and putting out a lit match in the wound to keep it from growing back makes feel like an old-timey doctor, and is therefore a good idea
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