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Sure, sex is good, but have you tried repairing a disposable consumer trinket beyond its planned obsolescence?

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life goals at 18: i want to make a groundbreaking discovery that changes the world!!

life goals at 28: yeah i dunno, having an office that isnt my bedroom be nice. maybe a weekly baking club with my friends

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this literally ended on 69% swipe right so I know I made the right decision

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Alright you fuckers. Let's do this

My workplace includes a grad studies program, and a very cute student in that program just appeared on my tinder. I leave this job in a month, but will likely see him/other students until them. How should I swipe?

For non-poll havers, this is a poll and I will publicize results regularly. Please boost for maximum civic participation. #HYPERswipeDecideTime

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helping my first grader construct a book report diorama about atlas shrugged but making sure john galt’s figurine is ugly as hell.. put that one in the dictionary next to #praxis

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if i reach 60 dollars a month on patreon i will provide video sans hog of me peeing on an american flag

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FELLAS... is it gay to hover? You just floating in the air. 😔

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I was adding telegram stickers from the sticker set search thing and Telegram called me out

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someone buy me the hearts of iron 4 DLC that eleanor wants so i can lord it over her

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jorts.horse

Unstoppable shitposting engine.