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y'all ever think about how you could just murder a couple bankers or nazis or something and live out your life sentence comforted by your k/d ratio?
cause I don't
I would never even think of that, @ secretservice

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bdsm shitpost Show more

I normally don't mind typos, but I sincerely regret implying the Moon is he/him

uncountable egg is better than countable eggs

y'all ever look at the Moon and he just like, what the fuck?

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terrible idea (i will not be doing this): whenever you tell OCRbot to caption an image, and it finds that there aren't already captions, it adds one point to the person who posted the uncaptioned image. then, it publishes a weekly leaderboard, and you can see who's the worst at captioning images! :derpyupsidedown:

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Kicked out of MOMA for demanding entry to the Sandwich Arts section of the museum.

so what're the pro tips for making a Karl Marx costume?

it seems the best idea is to get some olde-timey suit and wear it with a generic, long, grey beard and dye the mustache black,

but I doubt this is such an original idea that there aren't any kits online lol

I'm not bitter, I just think it's really rude for attractive people to not wanna fuck me

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stealing eugens car.. thats more like Show more

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irresponsible body mods, alc Show more

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jorts.horse

Unstoppable shitposting engine.