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Twitter gave me a week long ban for calling Ronald Reagan a "big dead bitch" but I stand by that statement

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: I'm Riley, queer commie, girl, been arrested twice for protesting and feeding people.

If I don't follow you back it's probably a mistake so feel free to ask.

MA'AM I SPENT A QUARTER OF A CENTURY FIGHTING MUSLAMIC TYPE INSURGENTS TO PROTECT YOUR COOCHIE INDEPENDENCE AND IF YOU WOULD NOT MIND SHARING

Twitter gave me a week long ban for calling Ronald Reagan a "big dead bitch" but I stand by that statement

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Twitter gave me a week long ban for calling Ronald Reagan a "big dead bitch" but I stand by that statement

I'm still on twitter just checkin in passin through wakin up to ash and dust

I don't know what's happening up to the north and west but I'm glad I brought sunscreen

twitter.com/GodzillaMindset is me. that's right babey i hate myself again

Pros: Holy fuck I can make paper thin slices of tomato

Cons: Had to explain to my wife why I was running a 10" santoku up my thigh and giggling

Got a whetstone set for xmas, so my dumb ass decides to make my chef knife into a straight razor. Friends, colleagues, esteemed nemeses, it worked

Y'all. Infinity War was honestly one of the worst movies I've ever seen. Just total dogshit

Y'all. Infinity War was honestly one of the worst movies I've ever seen. Just total dogshit

Finally home from that 9 day trip, which means it's cleaning time

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