casual suicide mention Show more
the song 'beautiful girls' by sean kingston came on at the club last night, which, what the fuck
"you're way too beautiful girl
"what's why it'll never work
"you'll have me suicidal, suicidal
"when you say it's over"
what is wrong with cis people
anyway i came up with a few hot new dance moves: the 'loading a gun and putting it in my mouth', the 'slipping a noose around my neck and hanging', and of course the 'slashing my wrists'. it was great, definitely totally normal
photo of skeletons, historians being weird about gay stuff, queer erasure Show more
ah yes that classic gesture of friendship and platonic camaraderie, being buried in a single grave while holding hands and facing each other 😒
islamophobia, funny Show more
hassan minhaj testified in front of congress about student loans and opened with "I'm a Muslim and I condemn radical Islamic terrorism...I just want that on the record, it's good to get ahead of these things" which, phew, mood and a half
"Kickstarter’s Year of Turmoil
How a Nazi-punching satire led to the first union drive at a well-known tech company—and, workers say, the firing of two organizers in eight days."
this account is a trainwreck. i accept zero responsibility for the bullshit that gets posted here
Unstoppable shitposting engine.