Hulu (no ads) - $13
Netflix - $12
HBO now/max - $15
Disney+ - $7
Amazon Prime - $9
E-girl Premium Snapchats - $2654
CBS All Access - $6

Total, $2716 a month for streaming and entertainment services

Explain how this was supposed to save us money over cable?

the existence of games implies the existence of lesbiames

@red :: dons safety goggles, notes "test # 69420" on the experiment log, presses the big red button and 🌈 🏳️‍🌈 🌈 🏳️‍🌈🌈 🌈 🏳️‍🌈 🌈 🏳️‍🌈 🌈 🌈 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 🌈 🏳️‍🌈 🌈 🏳️‍🌈 🌈 🏳️‍🌈🌈 🌈 🏳️‍🌈 🌈 🏳️‍🌈 🌈 🌈 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 🌈 🏳️‍🌈 🌈 🏳️‍🌈 🌈 🏳️‍🌈🌈 🌈 🏳️‍🌈 🌈 🏳️‍🌈 🌈 🌈 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 🌈 🏳️‍🌈 🌈 🏳️‍🌈 🌈 🏳️‍🌈🌈 🌈 🏳️‍🌈 🌈 🏳️‍🌈 🌈 🌈 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 🌈 🏳️‍🌈 🌈 🏳️‍🌈 🌈 🏳️‍🌈🌈 🌈 🏳️‍🌈 🌈 🏳️‍🌈 🌈 🌈 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 🌈 🏳️‍🌈

ive spent years developing a complex algorithm to predict if someone is currently being gay on the fediverse, but for some reason no matter how many times i run it it always returns 'true'

i graduated from YouTube Sponsored Content National High School™ in only 3 years (bc i had unlimited data plan) and went on to get my bachelor's and PhD from TikTok Adver-versity

the numbers after a bible passage are actually its boosts and faves

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in tv/film whenever characters send or receive text messages its always the first message in the conversation. no character has ever sent or received a text message prior

instead of politicians a system where people vote for shapes

@red jokes on them I just meander endlessly and procrastinate until the system leaves me behind in financial and social power just like in real life

the great thing about MMOs is they destroy your ability to distinguish between enjoyment and meaningless toil enough for you to be complacent under capitalism

"you heard that from someone who knew what they were talking about but you didn't pay close enough attention to know what you're talking about"

i want to start saying this out loud to more people instead of just politely thinking it

@garfiald the biggest shitposter on mastodon dot com is a cathy-themed account and when they want to punctuate a point they say "ACK ACK ACK!!!" phones are gone and we all call each other on tiny ibm pcs we pull out of our pockets, with little keyboards and mice and crt screens. elevators go side to side and trains go up amd down

everyone wanna post. everyone can too. sort of a want and can thing.

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Unstoppable shitposting engine.