only two people are allowed to boost this toot. yall can decide which two. thanks 👏

remember when helen hunt snorted an lsd ONE TIME and jumped through a plate glass window??

r. i. p. a legend

aww, it's ok, a lot of things aren't it
***hands chief a tissue***

me and my husband Geoff are queering heterosexuality by rebranding our marriage as a "bicule"

if you're feeling frustrated at work or in a social setting, take a deep breath and remind yourself that the people around you could prove super helpful when it comes time to setup the guillotines.

Fondly remembering that time some guy created PonziCoin as a joke, made it clear in plain words it was a pyramid scheme, and people bought into it in such alarming numbers that he freaked and pulled the plug. I love the internet.

I find most speculative discourse on AI really bothersome.

"but what if we create a machine and it doesn't value things that are good for people?"

we already created machines that don't value things that are good for people. They are called corporations, families, and states, and most of the people using that kind of rhetoric are active supporters of them

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i love the los ingo-whatever person theyre dope

one bird with two stones. the bird is carrying the stones

posting in the #random channel of the work slack to see if anyone is a fan of Marx

"We tend to define racism in a way that will not implicate our own views or ideas. “I think people define racism in a way that exonerates them. If they can narrow [the definition of racism] as much as possible to things they are not saying or doing or are about, that leaves them off the hook,”

You: I think the coffee maker is broken.
Me: Boost the confinement beam.
You: What? That's not...
Me: Transfer auxiliary power to shields.
You: You can't just say random-
Me: Run a level three diagnostic on the deflector array.
You: (sobbing) Stop...
Me: Make it so.

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Unstoppable shitposting engine.