the prollycule: for all those girls you have crushes on that are probably mutual but neither of you act on them

some people have the most beautifully mysterious gender presentation and i feel a bit enbious

rightist making trans people sound cool accidentally Show more

Selfie - summertime Show more

I will personally come to your home and scream at you if you even dare to try to call me a woman

I am not a fucking woman. fuck you

The ideological supermarket, like any supermarket, is only fit for looting
- Abraham Lincoln
#anarchism

Love when capitalists claim that life under socialism would mean no one actually owns anything, then they turn around and create subscription services for furniture.

the saddest six-word story:

baby's first words, "barefoot is legal"

One of the few things I miss about twitter is getting conservatives to block me by just posting a pic of their own avi in the replies. I must have done this 100 times

While it is not uncommon for Japanese merchandise to romanize Yoshi's name as "Yossy", a 1992 set of officially licensed Yoshi's Cookie boxes took an even greater liberty with the spelling and romanized it as "Yussy". t.co/P7i1VNe4wE

hey young leftist friends. you're struggling to clearly and consisely define your ideology? let me tell you a secret. no one fucking cares. it's what you do, not what you declare that counts

@red

BREAKING: city employee literally smokes grass on taxpayer time & dime!

this shirtless dude at the park is just out here setting fires in the grass

his truck has the public works logo on it so maybe this is fine 🔥🤔🔥

Do you think dragons play Houses and Humans? No, they don't. Humans are insignificant creatures who have no right to compare themselves to dragonkind

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jorts.horse

Unstoppable shitposting engine.