here to have fun, he/him 🏴👍
*Senator Dick Durbin, looks at a list of people born on his birth date and speaks to himself in the third person*
Why, they're all Durbin's age!
Anytime anyone mistakes me for being anything less than highly intelligent, I show them polaroids of my bookshelves. That's right. plural
Wow, lots of new followers today!! Guess I’m doing something right!! 😎
using the online to post
the accumulated text of all the toots of mastodon is like the library of alexandria of horny
this is eeyore erasure
Radtown is struggling, eh?
@healyn everyone needs to pick an online face and stick with it
comatoes: when your foot falls asleep
hot pope mindset
You know who really hates Isis? Bob Dylan. He never plays it anymore, and longtime fans are pissed
You just lost the game.
You a simple pleeb: youtube recommends songs you might like Me an amazing badass: bo staff tricks and lock breaking tips
is radtown shadow-banning me?
the best way to describe my generation is, old enough to remember waterbeds, but not old enough to have ever fucked on a waterbed
don draper working on the red mummy juice case
I love when a large instance goes down and we all hop on our alts. You don’t get that anywhere else
Is there a good gateway?
Unstoppable shitposting engine.