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*Senator Dick Durbin, looks at a list of people born on his birth date and speaks to himself in the third person*

Why, they're all Durbin's age!

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Anytime anyone mistakes me for being anything less than highly intelligent, I show them polaroids of my bookshelves. That's right. plural

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Sorry for all the follows. I’m building up my jorts account while radtown is acting up

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i'm not just *an* archist, i'm *the* archist
*my assistant whispers in my ear*
what the hell do you mean that's a word already? bullshit, this is bullshit

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it kind of makes me sad that lynch has become synonymous with "stuff being weird" considering how specific his craft is. It's fine though it happens to every famous person whose work it's weird . whatever

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might go sneak into the golf course and think about japanese castles

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ONE OF THE LESSER-KNOWN WEASLEYS, WALKING IN ON THEIR PARENTS HAVING SEX:
mom please stop

MOLLY: I need more kids

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being an anti-cte sports activist is clearly like a good thing to do and for your good deed you will be bankrupted by the nfl through lawsuits and one day vince mcmahon will get his goons to inject poison benzos into your system and kill you.
this is why im neutral on it all, still gotta hear all the sides to figure out if people getting hit in the head so hard they have to shoot themselves with a gun is bad or not

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you cant touch those, those are john’s hopkins

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nobody gets art like I get art, feels good to be the only person capable of enjoying things in the correct and proper way

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I used to be a morning person before this. I would wake up, bang out a couple toots, drive to the library, finish up all my work for the day... shit was good. Now I’m a nothing person. It all just blends together and there’s nowhere to go...

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selfie, ec 

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"yes mate, i will absolutely go oingo boingo on my next smoko, uh mate"

weed 

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