here to have fun, he/him 🏴👍
*Senator Dick Durbin, looks at a list of people born on his birth date and speaks to himself in the third person*
Why, they're all Durbin's age!
Anytime anyone mistakes me for being anything less than highly intelligent, I show them polaroids of my bookshelves. That's right. plural
More Like Piz Cheney (It's Supposed To Sound Like Piss)
comatoes: when your foot falls asleep
hot pope mindset
You know who really hates Isis? Bob Dylan. He never plays it anymore, and longtime fans are pissed
You just lost the game.
alberta's flag looks like if arbys had a football team
You a simple pleeb: youtube recommends songs you might like Me an amazing badass: bo staff tricks and lock breaking tips
is radtown shadow-banning me?
the best way to describe my generation is, old enough to remember waterbeds, but not old enough to have ever fucked on a waterbed
don draper working on the red mummy juice case
I love when a large instance goes down and we all hop on our alts. You don’t get that anywhere else
Is there a good gateway?
ok so we're asking garfield's questions for ep 3
Elvis died doing an upper-decker. The authorities don't want you to know this
If the doctor wanted me to ever go back, she should have said I have a macrobody not a micropenis
Mad not mad that someone already had this idea for a costume
Cw - eye contact
Unstoppable shitposting engine.