Robert @robotcarsley@jorts.horse
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- Stated intention
- Promoting peace and coexistence through the arts
About me:
The hammer-and-sickle allegedly represents the union of peasants (sickle) and industrial workers (hammer). The other side of the story is that those tools might be used by the leaders and their zealots to decapitate (sickle) and smash (hammer) any dissent.
Joined Oct 2018
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Corporeal punishment (being forced to have a body)
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Wash My Dick, My Ass (I Won't Wash My Dick)
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I Like Big Butts and I Must Scream
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They Live
They Laugh
They Love
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Queer family in the Deep South with 2 kids needs help in between jobs!
We’ve been doing really well (employed) for a few months now, all caught up on most things. Unfortunately our budget got fucked by my wife’s job ending about $2600 short of when we were told.
I know there’s no replacing that lol, but hoping to hold it down until the next assignment by finding about $100!
grateful for any boosts or assistance!
PayPal.me/LondonShine
Venmo: @londonshine
$app: $glamorshark
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"crossposting to linkedin as a feature" how about I chase you around with a shovel. What then nerd
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@dubsteppenwolf I am making chasing you around with a shovel something you opt out of, and I am making it very difficult to opt out of!
I love every time the "harry potters spitting coup lyrics" posts come around again because it reminds me to go watch the amazing music video https://youtu.be/acT_PSAZ7BQ
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Does it actually matter what's in the trailer? Not much, if it's properly secured. Still, it puts a smile on my face to know that I'm hauling ten tons of toilets and toilet accessories
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Ancho Pito (GGST)
the pervy phantom of communism
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@geesehoward a spectre is stalking europe..... and jacking off to it!!!
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Customer: I BELONG TO A NONPROFIT AGENCY CALLED THE SUGAR PLUMP FAIRIES THAT RAISES MONEY FOR CHILDREN IN THE ARTS.
DMV: FAIRY, LGBTQ REFERENCE
Verdict: ACCEPTED
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Iconoclastic toilet
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Mr. Holland's Folly
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@Taweret things known to be able to defeat godzilla:
1. the oxygen destroyer
2. mothra
3. don frye
notably absent from that list: space aliens
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#LunchTime has now concluded. Thank you #LunchCrew for taking part, and making your voices heard. We will let everyone know when #Lunch is back on the menu!
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It is lunch time. Please boost this post to be connected to other lunch eaters and lunch enjoyers. #Lunch #LunchTime #LunchCrew
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A fair number of the accounts that popped up here in November are of the "no content, just boost other toots, never screen followers at all, stick to big instances" variety. Then when some kind of Mastodon-specific discourse pops up, they chime in with "I don't think you know how this place really works."
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Still -$81.90, thank you to the people who helped so far
- Pronouns
- he/him
- Stated intention
- Promoting peace and coexistence through the arts
About me:
The hammer-and-sickle allegedly represents the union of peasants (sickle) and industrial workers (hammer). The other side of the story is that those tools might be used by the leaders and their zealots to decapitate (sickle) and smash (hammer) any dissent.
Joined Oct 2018
