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@robotcarsley @lennie i can't imagine how you could use that for anything without immediately being sent to the hague

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picture this: you're plato. your butt smells awful and your robes are flecked with spoiled goats milk. you have olive pits stuck in your snarled and knotted beard. you live in a hole lined with pigs leather. you sit down at your 3 legged table and say "somewhere things are perfect." then u die and fancy lads agree wiht you for like 1000 years

Ok everyone, we bought ourselves six months, now we need to figure out how to push back Sonic again when they retool

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I'm the world's most dangerous predator. Everything about me invites you in - my voice, my face, even my smell. As if I need any of that. As if you could outrun me. As if you could fight me off

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@robotcarsley @Angusbob George Lucas wanted to name a character "Darth Icky." He would slaughter billions.

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Sonic is an elite athlete. He has speed, yes, but also endurance. He fucks like a jackhammer and goes for hours. No living thing could handle that, so he literally HAS to fuck a Dodge Challenger and that is why I have drawn this, sir.

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@nuttgodd Red Bull at Night - Gamer's Delight, Stepdad's birthday - Gamer's Dismay.

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If you don't think Otto Von Bismark is a cum slut, you're not valid

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Think I'll try livetooting this insane Christian propaganda film I heard about a long time ago, just realized it's on youtube and I have an hour to kill en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/If_Foo

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