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PISS is an acronym for "PISS Is Sterile, Stupid"

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kind reminder that i can delete your posts on here if i dont like them. its not just a monads thing. i can do it all over the fedi. I have the power to do this

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Oxygen Not Included fedi play 

Base is looking decent! I've got plumbing sorted for now, with a nice bathroom and cisterns where I want them. Food is running pretty low, everyone is on mush bars and I need to sit someone down with this video youtu.be/MbVDQKcxg00 so we can at least upgrade to mush fry. Power is also pretty dire, I need something more powerful than the hamster wheel asap.

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If anyone wants to help me try to make this asteroid habitable, I've currently got four dupes in need of a name. 2 masc, 2 fem, 1 of each plausibly nb

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When you find a chair like this, you really gotta go all out on the douchebag facial expression

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Yes he still sleeps on the baseball prospectus. He loves his baseball prospectus

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Your guide to supervillains:
Supervillain (Monads user): Good
Supervillain (MF DOOM, etc): Good
Supervillain (tankie comic book villain): Good
Supervillain (fascist comic book villain): Bad
Supervillain (longtime pleroma shithead): Bad

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@Colophonscrawl a thrilling story about a terrifying hobgoblin that stalks Europe

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@InternetEh "I assure you that although Marx had some weird politics, the primary thrust of the Communist Manifesto is that it's a ghost story. Please forgive some of the stilted political language, he was writing in the 1800s, everyone did that back then."

In the vein of such fine films as Death Bed: The Bed That Eats People, I really think they should have called it Old Beach: The Beach That Makes You Old

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Top 10 Worst Fluids For Your Governor To Want To Emit In Response To Covid Data, Ranked

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@dankwraith @bees at least we know where the clowns, goblins, dipshits and goobers saunter in from, imagine having no idea how jeff at lolicon dot website is finding your shit

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i am still laughing that website boy made an iphone app that just doesn't have one of the core features of mastodon for some reason

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To the joker it's the sane normal guys posse

The Joker's favorite ozzy osbourne song is Regular Train

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Unstoppable shitposting engine.