Robert @robotcarsley@jorts.horse

organising a concert with bob seger and a sage with the stated intention of predicting sikh male headwear through the arts.

On second thought, who needs the motherfucker anyways?

How to Stop Being Dramatic

archaeologists lifting the big tarp we put over america, 5000 years in the future. they put it back

startup idea: a chain of parking garages located in urban areas that you can rent space in via an app and at night it cranches up everyone’s cars and destroys them forever

ok!

Look at my pretty babies

How to Form a Holding Company

Im thinking 2k20 is the year of "Shut the fuck up" . All instances defedarated. Absolute God mode

the internet is returning back to the point where search engines are useless for actually finding information

public libraries are welcoming folks back with open arms

fucken these guys won't let me bring my noble steed into the walmart, said i gotta find somewheres else to hitch 'im. fucken hoss prevention

little does the LP agent know that years of regular viewings of the ufc AND the joe rogan experience has imbued me with the knowledge of proper application of the “rear naked choke”

dj economics pain