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PISS is an acronym for "PISS Is Sterile, Stupid"

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@ItsMorgan DON'T πŸ‘ SNITCH πŸ‘ ON πŸ‘ CRYPTIDS

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So Lowly Worm definitely has a degradation fetish right

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weird gross dream 

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@triz What LBJ biopic is complete without frontal male nudity. We must see LBJ hang dong or the movie isn't complete.

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kiddo is singing a song about how Momo the cat is a doctor and he's actually a very good doctor and you shouldn't believe any of the allegations of malpractice against him

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@kirin so I saw someone on twitter do a post that was ARAB "all racists are bastards" and I cringed so hard my body turned inside out

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"Hi, DoorDash? The previous account holder racked up tons of negative feedback by treating the Dashers who delivered all of those thousands of Hooters orders badly. I'd like to be able to actually use the POTUS DoorDash account."

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@robotcarsley @toydragon @patience @Em when I first saw this three years ago I immediately printed it out and mounted it and now it lives on me n garf's corkboard

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@ItsMorgan protestantism is like the trotskyism of christianity. they split off from a thing that maybe had some problems, but then made it way worse and now just fucking hate each other and constantly break apart into smaller sects

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re: alc re: more cursed, kink, some very awful combinations of words, uncaptioned image (trust me you dont want it captioned) 

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re: alc re: more cursed, kink, some very awful combinations of words, uncaptioned image (trust me you dont want it captioned) 

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