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People have called your style "motherly, but with a punk edge. Would you call your look

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Selfie, Trans Day of Visibility 

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The recursive centaur: half horse, half recursive centaur

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if you're having trouble visualizing the recursive centaur i've made this helpful reference

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why straight people who are into kinky stuff feel the need to "come out as kinky" (1/27) (for real this time), cw: bad, extreme secondhand embarrassment warning 

Fried the rice with onion and garlic, then added chicken stock, cumin, chili powder, tomato sauce, and a little Goya packet that I think has saffron in it. Real fuckin good mixed up with some beans and hunks of sharp cheddar

I tried to make Mexican rice using some substitutions I had on hand, and it isn't Mexican rice, but it is damn tasty

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what if pistachios but instead of shells they had a greasy skin like a chicken

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Methinks thou art a cad, thy perfidy a stain 'pon mine honor as an onanite. Thou hast devour'd mine sona for the last time, save that by the grace of Providence thou dost repent of this wicked business!

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lewd shitpost 

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you gotta learn how to distinguish between "vaguing" or "vague meta" based on petty horseshit, on the one hand, & on the other hand people not mentioning names or only venting in semi-private contexts because they're afraid of reprisal. Not even necessarily "afraid of," though that can be; it can just be "tired of."

when people of color push back on racism, there is always a backlash, whether expressed in overt naked aggression or in polite liberal concern-trolling about "etiquette" and "proper" responses. when white people echo the same sentiments, that friction is vastly reduced to totally absent.

I chose to name names, get specific, make the full context clear, & do it in public for the simple reason that as a white Anglo, I could take on *no appreciable risk* for doing so. if you're inclined to critique myass folks for being "vague" about a white woman escaping consequences for caping for a racist, imagine the flack they'd be getting— maybe from you!— if they got specific instead

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On tour with Coheed, Cambria, and the person who predicted Sikh male headwear 

On tour with Coheed, Cambria, and the person who predicted Sikh male headwear 

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I'm looking to become a part of something greater than myself and it's boiled down to 4 options
1. A relationship
2. A hive mind
3. A weekly DnD group
4. A revolution
They are not exclusive to each other but I only need one

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@LuigiEsq skdksksdkdksskdskdksksks ranger rick can fuckin build a campfire in my pussy

In a dream last night I was trying to rent a car, but instead of filling out paperwork the agent was writing on cardboard with ketchup

Never forget that the Democrats were more willing to let their voters die of the virus than risk giving Bernie more time to make an argument

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