Robert @robotcarsley@jorts.horse

@robotcarsley @lennie i can't imagine how you could use that for anything without immediately being sent to the hague

Saturday in the park

This Memorial Day, remember Mortdecai

Meet the new boss

Posting Kona pics for clout.

when Fat Dog is angry

@smolshrew

picture this: you're plato. your butt smells awful and your robes are flecked with spoiled goats milk. you have olive pits stuck in your snarled and knotted beard. you live in a hole lined with pigs leather. you sit down at your 3 legged table and say "somewhere things are perfect." then u die and fancy lads agree wiht you for like 1000 years

WE'VE FIGURED IT OUT

I'm the world's most dangerous predator. Everything about me invites you in - my voice, my face, even my smell. As if I need any of that. As if you could outrun me. As if you could fight me off

@robotcarsley @Angusbob George Lucas wanted to name a character "Darth Icky." He would slaughter billions.

Sonic is an elite athlete. He has speed, yes, but also endurance. He fucks like a jackhammer and goes for hours. No living thing could handle that, so he literally HAS to fuck a Dodge Challenger and that is why I have drawn this, sir.

Cool, Junji Ito is making video games now

@nuttgodd Red Bull at Night - Gamer's Delight, Stepdad's birthday - Gamer's Dismay.

😂​😂​😂​ omg i can't. this is so good.

If you don't think Otto Von Bismark is a cum slut, you're not valid

Think I'll try livetooting this insane Christian propaganda film I heard about a long time ago, just realized it's on youtube and I have an hour to kill https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/If_Footmen_Tire_You%2C_What_Will_Horses_Do%3F?wprov=sfla1