Robert @robotcarsley@jorts.horse

accidentally died testing out my Giles Corey cosplay 🤷‍♀️

@muppetbutler

@redcosmonaut

please debra... let me see the kids...

-THE SILENT WARRIOR

I left my husband — SILENT WARRIOR (girl verson)

Dammit, who decided to call it HRT instead of glandscaping

today is the only day you can boost this but only if you also live in purple grid world

i made it

A lot of the nerds on this site never played Tony Hawks Pro Nouns 3 and it shows in their bios

kiwifarms, gab, freevoice.space... i just want to grill for god's sake!!

How to Be a Good Artist

@BestGirlGrace Back to the Future reboot in 5 years with Marty going back to 95. "Hey Smash! It's your cousin Marvin! Marvin Mouth, yeah! You know that new sound you been looking for? Well listen to this!"

@robotcarsley
"Tell me, future boy, who's president in 2019?"
"Donald Trump?"
"Donald Trump? The actor?"

i recreated ‘the fallen angel’ by alexandre cabanel with makeup ✨ (eye contact)

It soothes me to know that for over a hundred years, humans have been thrilled by pictures of dogs with pipes

@hyperlink 1. David Hayter is Solid Snake’s VA 2. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ixWybGQnPHQ