Robert @robotcarsley@jorts.horse

i didn’t even know what being a monad meant until i signed up and all my brains leaked out and into my dick, making it all thicc but my head all fuckin’ empty

Anyway here is a bird called the least auklet, it is the smallest member of the auk family, an auk the size of a sparrow, can you imagine, can you iMAGINE

How to Do Sit Ups

@magicalmilly come for the fun posters, stay for the pinata (we got one made special to look like the hideously inbred king charles the second of spain and if you crack it open there's some of those little plastic babies in there that we rolled around in glitter to make them astral)

(that's why the stick for the pinata has CW: MPREG on it)

I spend hours every day for a month painstakingly redubbing Leni Riefenstahl‘s Triumph Of The Will so Hitler is talking about “monads” and “meta” to make a vague point only for this nobody to come out of some shithole instance from nowhere and put out something with some other internet nazi weirdo doing my idea? Well fuck me.

smolbean.club will be defederating from monads.online due to tankies, posting the word "piss" without a cw, endorsing race-mixing, and terran horribleness

@cadence imagine using a video of a *literal* white supremacist to announce your defederation, while also specifically tagging a nonwhite person, and thinking you're doing anything other than revealing yourself to be extremely racist

European royalty are like pugs. They shouldn't have been created and it's probably cruelty to make more of them.

And this is good old Monads,
The home of pito and gulag,
Where the tankies post only of Thanos,
And Thanos posts only his hog.

How to Survive a Breakdown of the Social Order

"This all strikes me as being very 1984." - George Orwell, from "1984"

I'm fucking dying

just pulled a piece of till paper out of my pocket. it says "oath worm" on it. i thought during work today that this would make a good post