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Corporeal punishment (being forced to have a body)

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Wash My Dick, My Ass (I Won't Wash My Dick)

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Yeah I read theory

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I Like Big Butts and I Must Scream

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They Live
They Laugh
They Love

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cyrene savage

how to respond if you fucked up

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Another Angry Woman

big supernaturals

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gungished mx blobby

i think about this a lot, in regards to happenings #onhear

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London!

Queer family in the Deep South with 2 kids needs help in between jobs!

We’ve been doing really well (employed) for a few months now, all caught up on most things. Unfortunately our budget got fucked by my wife’s job ending about $2600 short of when we were told.

I know there’s no replacing that lol, but hoping to hold it down until the next assignment by finding about $100!

grateful for any boosts or assistance!

#mutualaid

PayPal.me/LondonShine
Venmo: @londonshine
$app: $glamorshark

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hold me close now tiny danzig

"crossposting to linkedin as a feature" how about I chase you around with a shovel. What then nerd

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Starwall [wizard]

@dubsteppenwolf I am making chasing you around with a shovel something you opt out of, and I am making it very difficult to opt out of!

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Robert

I love every time the "harry potters spitting coup lyrics" posts come around again because it reminds me to go watch the amazing music video youtu.be/acT_PSAZ7BQ

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cyrene savage

food meme 

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Robert

Does it actually matter what's in the trailer? Not much, if it's properly secured. Still, it puts a smile on my face to know that I'm hauling ten tons of toilets and toilet accessories

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:miccheck: Ancho Pito (GGST)

the pervy phantom of communism

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gungished mx blobby

@geesehoward a spectre is stalking europe..... and jacking off to it!!!

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ca-dmv-bot

Customer: I BELONG TO A NONPROFIT AGENCY CALLED THE SUGAR PLUMP FAIRIES THAT RAISES MONEY FOR CHILDREN IN THE ARTS.
DMV: FAIRY, LGBTQ REFERENCE

Verdict: ACCEPTED

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every toilet

Iconoclastic toilet

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Possessive Crossovers

Mr. Holland's Folly

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Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻
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Italian Fraudster

@Taweret things known to be able to defeat godzilla:
1. the oxygen destroyer
2. mothra
3. don frye

notably absent from that list: space aliens

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feral housewife :nite:

enjoy
youtu.be/kBd4MO8kIGI

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Frank’s Jr.

hello, welcome to my instance, queerliberation.community — my name is TheRacistAdmin, but you can’t find me on my alts as well (MisogynyAppreciator and SoftPlush@racerealis.me)

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jake

has now concluded. Thank you for taking part, and making your voices heard. We will let everyone know when is back on the menu!

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jake

It is lunch time. Please boost this post to be connected to other lunch eaters and lunch enjoyers.

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