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PISS is an acronym for "PISS Is Sterile, Stupid"

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@ItsMorgan DON'T ๐Ÿ‘ SNITCH ๐Ÿ‘ ON ๐Ÿ‘ CRYPTIDS

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$35/$300. Thank you so much for your help, both now and in the past. Again, if you can lend the money that is every bit as helpful as a gift, just make a note on the transaction and within two months I should be in a position to pay it back. Boosting is also a huge help.

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@derek Huge fan of your work on Doom, John.

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We used to have Elizabeth Sladen Banks, John E. Bacon, and Albert Paul Bourgeois. Now we have no banks, no bacon, and no bourgeois!

love how the guy commanding the robot can just be like "ight, imma head out" and expect the other guys will do fine without him

shouldn't the protocol by now be that you try to repel godzilla only if he's the only kaiju active, and if there's another one you do everything possible to bring them together so godzilla will do the heavy lifting

it's nice that the controls of the robot are so intuitive they can launch it with a crew of three with a combined zero hours of simulator training

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#monsterdon

"If you can get everyone to cooperate, you can defeat Space Godzilla".

By which we mean you cannot defeat Space Godzilla.

dang that hunk of quartz with a lizard encased in it has a really good turning radius

I don't see how this plan involving three dudes, two guns (with one bullet between them that's effective) and a dirt bike could possibly fail

wait, is this robot the one that was in its own old solo movie? It's got the snowman nose and dump truck ass

interesting, so this is 1994, right? I'm seeing extremely mineralized space godzilla flying towards earth and I wonder if the Death of Superman arc influenced that at all

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