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People have called your style "motherly, but with a punk edge. Would you call your look

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🎵She'll be ridin' on a pale horse when she comes
She'll be ridin' on a pale horse when she comes
She'll be ridin' on a pale horse
She'll be ridin' on a pale horse
And hell will follow with her when she comes🎵

🎵She'll be ridin' on a pale horse when she comes
She'll be ridin' on a pale horse when she comes
She'll be ridin' on a pale horse
She'll be ridin' on a pale horse
And hell will follow with her when she comes🎵

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#HealynDickHard #FatCockDisease and #EugenBottoms is an absolutely cursed combination of topically unrelated hashtags

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I offer Public Universal Friend, reborn genderless in 1776, as a counterpoint to people who think non-binary identities are a new thing. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Public_U

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finding nemo is government propaganda created to persuade america’s children that the ocean is a clean, godly place and not a filthy pandemonium filled with snails, perverts and unaccompanied digestive organs

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@pisscotheque @Squiddy oi, let's back up a minute

shrek was just sittin there mindin his own gotdam business when lord fuckwad turned his swamp into a reservation for magical creatures

after deposing him he settled down with his new wife having no interest in politics or rulership, until his wife's bloodline forced him to become a political player

prior to fiona he was just a simple slug farmer living off the land, and if he had it his way it would've stayed that way

now we can talk about how his reformist methods are bad praxis, but ultimately I wouldn't call him a class traitor

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breakfast

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streets systematically lined with poppies reek of such mechanical death that it turns my fucking stomach

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They finally kicked me out of the VFW after someone realized I'd been saying "veteran of the forum wars" this whole time.

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armistice day, consumerism Show more

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me, about to sleep: :)
big big: i will walk on your tamborine and cause a clatter because i am a large enough bug that my weight jangles a tambourine :)
me: :(

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I had a dream yesterday that my cat was reading a book and I was worried because some parts were inappropriate for her (she's only 4)

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The peasants hath become accustomed to speaking a most detestable phrase: “as you say, Elder.” They utter it with a most indecent tone, implying disbelief and rebellious sentiments. This phrase might rightly be compared to the gravest insult of our age, which I dare not write.

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1st day on Mastodon: hi everyone, I'm interested in art, architecture, and cat pics!! 😊

3rd day on Mastodon: gonna find bigfoot and fuck him

Head of product development, Arby's: what is the essential quality of a gyro? Wetness. We need people to know that Arby's will serve them the wettest gyro they've ever had

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