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PISS is an acronym for "PISS Is Sterile, Stupid"

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Yes. Hello. I see that you have... something? Is it for me. Is it, for Shankly.

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Lmao tataru finally made alphinaud put some damn clothes on

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what loving parent wouldn’t commit pumpkin voting fraud for their beloved child

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Trump: "I Violate the APGL Every Day. Nobody Violates the APGL More Than Me"

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Trump Has Never In His Life Violated A Licence, Says Spokesperson

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Every employer that commits wage theft should be drowned in their own toilet. This is a very low bar, I'm not even requiring paying a living wage here, just paying the employee the money you fucking owe them.

If you can't do that, into the toilet you go.

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this dude really got two tools in his belt "I'm a cop" and "I'm a christian" and when neither of them worked he's just like "oh guess I'm screwed"

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Look at this. Not a cell phone in sight. Just people living in the moment.

dude was living his perfect pizzagate fantasy right up until he abruptly wasn't

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Unstoppable shitposting engine.