Robert @robotcarsley@jorts.horse

I'm sorry if you don't live in a place where you can buy a literal bucket of vegan mapo tofu but maybe you should move

This is real I took this screenshot myself

@InternetEh fun fact, there wasn't actually a script for The Lighthouse, they just gave Robert Pattinson and Willem DaFoe a large bag of peyote, and some beef jerky, set up some cameras, and told them to be fuckin' weirdos for a couple weeks

There is something in us that is inclined to see the acknowledgement that some mental health struggles cannot actually be solved under capitalism as "too easy" an answer, because it attributes the solution to our problems to "the revolution". In fact, to recognise the structural causes of our suffering is to recognise the difficulty of our task, which is not to pursue an eschatology, but rather to continuously work at undoing structures themselves.

It is when we tell ourselves that our struggles can be solved under capitalism that we seek refuge in an "easy answer", which is to somehow bend ourselves to capitalism's impossible demands.

shit ass bitch horse flag

It's Ume and Momo enjoying the outdoors safely

rolling this in to the timeline for the next two hours cuz i'm too lazy post

WEE WOO IM GONNA KILL JOE BIDEN
OH OH IM GONNA KILL HIM WITH MY GUN
I GOT IT FROM WALMART YESTERDAY
AND I FOUND HIS ADDRESS IN DELAWARE

@SeanAloysiusOBrien this kind of statements are always fun to read. 'i am not in ira, nor do i know anyone who is, however, if i were, i might say that what happened in fact whipped ass and slapped severely'

And this extends to the idea that Mao or any other revolutionary should make one "cumbia", as if communism is de la buena of the individual.

@jackdaw_ruiz I heard cream of Mushroom referred to as Mormon lube and I've never been the same

haha holy shit this Etruscan statue from 300 BC

Girls dont like me because when i meet them i put on my robot voice and go "Target identified. Simping. Simping.'

@robotcarsley @FirstProgenitor it really is one of those things, yanks think they got this magic world over there where nobody has their foods here. like y'all mother fuckers got french waffles of course we have american peanut butter

allegations that the moon landing was faked by means requiring equal or greater feats of engineering than the actual moon landing are one of the purest forms of humour

the implementation of those icons was a seamless and bugless success. this mod really is coming together in such a delightful way.

this mod sucks, so bad

speaking the words out loud: "mastodon-stellaris ethics wheel" feels like casting an eldritch spell, it curls the air in an unholy way