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@Adoxographer @healyn @Torie @nuttgodd

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They Live
They Laugh
They Love

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Had a dream where I came up with a new hilarious permutation of "pee is stored in the balls" but I can't remember it now. About a 90% chance it wouldn't make sense outside the dream anyway

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bat shidding goth admin :vf:  

@larrydavis everybody has faults, @garfiald 's is .social

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Your Internet Friend  

Peter Kropotkin is obviously an apolitical figure as there is not a SINGLE record instance of him ever tweeting #resist

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CJ  
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Em  

when u want more worcestershire sauce

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Cake lyrics, lewd Show more

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i wanna be a cOWBOY BABEY  

This meme transcends language

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Kit Redgrave 🕯️, -> FC 2019  

@anna somebody wants something they can't admit to...

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Dale G. :verified:  
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Swoocy Lucy  

Sometime I wanna see a story where the villain blows up the planet and is then in his giant space station laser like "well fuck, now what?" And then the curb your enthusiasm theme starts as we pan out into space

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Y'know, I wasn't super into the covfefe thing. It was an obvious typo of the variety where you accidentally post due to the post button being one of the accidental presses. However, hamberders might be the funniest thing ever

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Olli Wiegner 🏳️‍🌈  

food, shitpost, slime Show more

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🐝 BDA 🐝  

@DylTheFunkyHomosexual @Los_Ingobernables_De_Jorts you don't get to like cygnus x-1 if you don't also like subdivisions

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the orb  

boost this toot and ill choose a monster from the 1st edition monster manual that i think exemplifies you

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Snoop Doug  

Updog Millionaire

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I Like Big Butts and I Must Scream

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I didn't remember who directed Hotel Transylvania, but I remembered it was incredibly depressing. Just checked, and yep, it's incredibly depressing that that's what Genndy Tartakovsky is having to do for money

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alex  

you have chosen to allow notifications from FARM WATCH DOT COM. there is one new notification from FARM WATCH DOT COM. content of notification is as follows: "saw a cowe"

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logging on to see if this artwork is appreciated here

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🌹 toxiedd, DSA XIII leader 🌹  

*crazy town butterfly voice*
john mulaney, john john mulaney

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