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People have called your style "motherly, but with a punk edge. Would you call your look

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Dammit, who decided to call it HRT instead of glandscaping

This post brought to you by the truck for a business called (I think) G Landscaping, which could have been better spaced on the logo, and my dumb phone camera that thought it took a picture of it but when I had time to make this post was like πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

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today is the only day you can boost this but only if you also live in purple grid world

Dammit, who decided to call it HRT instead of glandscaping

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A lot of the nerds on this site never played Tony Hawks Pro Nouns 3 and it shows in their bios

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kiwifarms, gab, freevoice.space... i just want to grill for god's sake!!

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@BestGirlGrace Back to the Future reboot in 5 years with Marty going back to 95. "Hey Smash! It's your cousin Marvin! Marvin Mouth, yeah! You know that new sound you been looking for? Well listen to this!"

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@robotcarsley
"Tell me, future boy, who's president in 2019?"
"Donald Trump?"
"Donald Trump? The actor?"

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so apparently the US government "is monitoring the internet" because of the area 51 meme and there's pictures of the military being briefed on it

including this demo of a naruto run
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It soothes me to know that for over a hundred years, humans have been thrilled by pictures of dogs with pipes

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Unstoppable shitposting engine.