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Corporeal punishment (being forced to have a body)

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Wash My Dick, My Ass (I Won't Wash My Dick)

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Queer family in the Deep South with 2 kids needs help in between jobs!

We’ve been doing really well (employed) for a few months now, all caught up on most things. Unfortunately our budget got fucked by my wife’s job ending about $2600 short of when we were told.

I know there’s no replacing that lol, but hoping to hold it down until the next assignment by finding about $100!

grateful for any boosts or assistance!

#mutualaid

PayPal.me/LondonShine
Venmo: @londonshine
$app: $glamorshark

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"crossposting to linkedin as a feature" how about I chase you around with a shovel. What then nerd

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@dubsteppenwolf I am making chasing you around with a shovel something you opt out of, and I am making it very difficult to opt out of!

I love every time the "harry potters spitting coup lyrics" posts come around again because it reminds me to go watch the amazing music video youtu.be/acT_PSAZ7BQ

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Does it actually matter what's in the trailer? Not much, if it's properly secured. Still, it puts a smile on my face to know that I'm hauling ten tons of toilets and toilet accessories

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Customer: I BELONG TO A NONPROFIT AGENCY CALLED THE SUGAR PLUMP FAIRIES THAT RAISES MONEY FOR CHILDREN IN THE ARTS.
DMV: FAIRY, LGBTQ REFERENCE

Verdict: ACCEPTED

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@Taweret things known to be able to defeat godzilla:
1. the oxygen destroyer
2. mothra
3. don frye

notably absent from that list: space aliens

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has now concluded. Thank you for taking part, and making your voices heard. We will let everyone know when is back on the menu!

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It is lunch time. Please boost this post to be connected to other lunch eaters and lunch enjoyers.

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A fair number of the accounts that popped up here in November are of the "no content, just boost other toots, never screen followers at all, stick to big instances" variety. Then when some kind of Mastodon-specific discourse pops up, they chime in with "I don't think you know how this place really works."

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Unstoppable shitposting engine.