Robert @robotcarsley@jorts.horse

i deleted this from my phone, but i woke up last week after a dream about an animated character named "Yorpy", who just stood in place and vomited all over himself, while staring at me

@triz What LBJ biopic is complete without frontal male nudity. We must see LBJ hang dong or the movie isn't complete.

i think about this literally so much

kiddo is singing a song about how Momo the cat is a doctor and he's actually a very good doctor and you shouldn't believe any of the allegations of malpractice against him

i am gonna get so much content out of these two

I'm sorry. What

I finished my first comic:

@kirin so I saw someone on twitter do a post that was ARAB "all racists are bastards" and I cringed so hard my body turned inside out

"Hi, DoorDash? The previous account holder racked up tons of negative feedback by treating the Dashers who delivered all of those thousands of Hooters orders badly. I'd like to be able to actually use the POTUS DoorDash account."

How to Use a Pasta Machine

@robotcarsley @toydragon @patience @Em when I first saw this three years ago I immediately printed it out and mounted it and now it lives on me n garf's corkboard

@pyxis

@zaph @horsefucker_thicc @Sh4k11N yeah the alternate spelling is SOQUON MY FUCKING DICK, FASCIST JACKASS

@ItsMorgan protestantism is like the trotskyism of christianity. they split off from a thing that maybe had some problems, but then made it way worse and now just fucking hate each other and constantly break apart into smaller sects

@velexiraptor @ItsMorgan @dragon @FirstProgenitor @witchfynder_finder this is the single best thing i have ever read in my life

@ItsMorgan @dragon @FirstProgenitor @witchfynder_finder @myconidiosyncrasy of interest