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Had a dream where I came up with a new hilarious permutation of "pee is stored in the balls" but I can't remember it now. About a 90% chance it wouldn't make sense outside the dream anyway

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Peter Kropotkin is obviously an apolitical figure as there is not a SINGLE record instance of him ever tweeting #resist

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when u want more worcestershire sauce

Cake lyrics, lewd Show more

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Sometime I wanna see a story where the villain blows up the planet and is then in his giant space station laser like "well fuck, now what?" And then the curb your enthusiasm theme starts as we pan out into space

Y'know, I wasn't super into the covfefe thing. It was an obvious typo of the variety where you accidentally post due to the post button being one of the accidental presses. However, hamberders might be the funniest thing ever

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boost this toot and ill choose a monster from the 1st edition monster manual that i think exemplifies you

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I didn't remember who directed Hotel Transylvania, but I remembered it was incredibly depressing. Just checked, and yep, it's incredibly depressing that that's what Genndy Tartakovsky is having to do for money

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logging on to see if this artwork is appreciated here

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jorts.horse

Unstoppable shitposting engine.