ok holy shit there is a new twist in the counter.social saga

nani the fuck

hey look a use for my librem account

this screenshot is on counter.social btw :GODLUL:


again, this is on counter.social itself


gonna be fun to watch what happens when jesterman hackershit wakes up after he passed out from pounding off to COPS episodes too hard

oh if you expand @citrustwee 's pigpoopballs image it has a counter.social watermark on it :GODLUL:

yessssssssss i made a bootlicker Extremely Mad. Happy Loyalty Day!

well as a follow up to this amazing thread from yesterday, eugen has been peeking around and apparently jesterman has a bunch of weirdass custom js including one that stores your password in the cookie in plaintext. HACKERMAN

it seems jesterman is finally fixing what he broke so that c.s. is properly quarantined

only took a day straight of trolling c.s, taunting him on keybase, and making an account at freespeechextremist impersonating him and informing people praising him for shit eugen did that c.s violates the AGPL for him to finally put his shitty instance back in quarantine where it belongs :dvalul:

jesus christ i cant stop laughing. how is this guy so fucking delusional

like. he thinks im jealous of COSOCOM. help i cant stop laughing

also rubbing my rhubarb holy shit is he 90 :OMEGALUL:

ah he's posting pictures of me now, what a stand up guy that im sure is totally not obsessively anonymous for any appearance-related reasons whatsoever

lol even people on his instance are like "dude..." at that one

like he took the worst picture he can find of me and i still look cute af so tango down dipshit :blobcatgooglytrash:


hes actually talking to me on keybase, and i dont really have a way to provide screenies easily, but he just got mad and called me a cunt so that should give you an idea how well that is going for him :dvalul:

to the coso people stalking me now, here's what jester won't show you btw:


sorry for the shitty language in it, lulzsec were kind of shitheads. also if you dont know much about coding, it ah, its bad. it is needlessly burdensome on TOR exit nodes for no real benefit (think he'd be nicer to the NSA he admires so much (who runs like most of the tor exit nodes lol)) and he like. doesn't even do any raw socket manipulation it's just high level networking calls which is 😩 af

oh my god ok i have to transcribe this part of our keybase chat

Even if what you say is true, here you are bitching like a bitch. It's my Mastodon instance, don't like it? Domain block it. You look like a fool.

For real.


🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

someone's a madboi ahahahahahahahahahahaha :laughing_lesbians:

fuck. i want to change my display name to A FOOL so bad, but "tango down :blobcatgooglytrash: " is too good

oh also as a note to the nice steampunk lady on coso, my rules clearly say it's ok to cast dunking hexes on chuds ;) also come by and say hi! i really think you'd like it better with a bunch of other gothy women/nonbinary people (and SOME males) instead of on some isolated shitty instance run by a chud who LARPs as a hacker-cop and throws tantrums when he doesn't get his way :)

to the paladin dude on coso, i dont know if you're reading this, but you're really siding with the guy who's breaking the law? that's not very paladin of you my man

just. haveing a normal one now i guess. also as predicted he won't post the screenshots that include the pastebin of XERXES code :thinkhappy:

also im really tickled that he tries to pwn me with numbers and doesnt even take advantage of the fact that its lower than usual because it reset a weekish ago when i moved the server so its at 350ish instead of the 500 its usually at

dont worry bro im pretty happy witches.live users actually log in and post :) remember how we post about as much as all of counter.social does with like, 1/3rd the active users and 1/15th the userbase.

and i dont even have to go on twitter to lie to anyone about what my instance is!

@anna not sure how many words you can reliably put between "piss" and "off" without completely wrecking your comprehensibility but I think we can agree it's below ten

@robotcarsley hes also trying to say i run a stock mastodon instance to pwn me, like, he runs a pretty fucking stock mastodon instance, he just broke a bunch of parts of it unnecessarily, and didn't even do that part right.


@anna yes, but you see your mods are full of witchy themes (feminine and thus bad) while his are full of operator jargon (masculine and thus good)

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