me: uh-oh, a skunk. better cross the street.

my dog: father! i wish to parlay with the forbidden night-cat! loose me from my restraint that i may engage in diplomacy!


@jackdaw_ruiz look, I know what you're thinking. It didn't go so well the last eight times I did this. But I've got a good feeling about this time.

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