I have never and will never "Trust This Computer" please stop asking


@Thomas The Computer is your friend, citizen. Failure to trust the Computer may result in cancellation of ice cream Tuesday and/or summary decapitation.

@Thomas the Computer sees your error, citizen. You do not possess ice cream. The Computer possesses ice cream, and generously shares with its friends. Are you the Computer's friend, citizen?

@robotcarsley I’m like Will Smith in I Robot, I can see through this ruse

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