Yes, I'll have a glass of Peanut Grigio
Why are you laughing
I am very dignified
"It has a disappointing bouquet but I think you'd be amused by its presumptuousness"
(I stole this line from a TV show, and now it's what I say about every wine)
@bgcarlisle there's an Ernest commercial where he's being a sommelier for Sprite and describes it as "presumptuously tart, yet playfully demure" and that's my go to
@bgcarlisle I also really like the phrase "strong winey overtones, with just a hint of fermented grapes" but I don't remember where I got that one
Unstoppable shitposting engine.