Yes, I'll have a glass of Peanut Grigio


Why are you laughing

I am very dignified

"It has a disappointing bouquet but I think you'd be amused by its presumptuousness"

(I stole this line from a TV show, and now it's what I say about every wine)


@bgcarlisle there's an Ernest commercial where he's being a sommelier for Sprite and describes it as "presumptuously tart, yet playfully demure" and that's my go to

@bgcarlisle I also really like the phrase "strong winey overtones, with just a hint of fermented grapes" but I don't remember where I got that one

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