transformers au where the transformers awoke from their 10000 year slumber and saw humans using the toilet before they saw them using cars. “these porcelain creatures are surely the dominant species on this world” optimus prime would say. they all transform into enormous piles of toilets and when soundwave talks to megatron it’s just a flush sound. it causes earthquakes and is thoroughly deafening. the scenes where the humans ride along on the autobots for missions become uncomfortable


@pisscotheque double uncomfortable: Sam and Bumblebee's first meeting

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