here are all the true facts I know about the US:
- Portland is a city that exists simultaneously at three different locations, but you never know where
- There's no cities in Texas, it's just Texas.
- California, especially the golden gate bridge, is constantly being destroyed by aliens or monsters or Magneto.
- the US has it's own moon and its fake
- George Washington cut down a cherry tree once and that's why Washington D.C stands for Washington District of Cherries
- the heartland is full of violent groups of armed horses on motor bikes
- there is one man in Florida, he is unstoppable.
@ChaosSkeleton north Dakota and south Dakota are each entirely empty except for one resident, whose name is Dakota. One only lies and the other only tells the truth.
Unstoppable shitposting engine.