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Remember when esurance had a sexy cartoon spy mascot, and eventually they had to quietly retire her because people made so much porn of her? What I'm saying is that we could have been rid of the geico gecko years ago, but furry artists lack the necessary resolve

@robotcarsley I do remember this. I'm glad I never tried to google her because I doubt I would have gotten a single safe for work result for erin esurance

@lapis they knew what they were doing when they gave her pink hair and a bodysuit. They just didn't know they would lose control of the narrative

@robotcarsley

I considered this, but OTOH I didn't want to make assumptions about a stranger's sexuality. :o

I did some googling and found some bad stuff. Technically sfw but it's cartoon porn 

@robotcarsley here you are, everyone

I did some googling and found some bad stuff. Technically sfw but it's cartoon porn 

@Aleums Flo is showing solidarity with Ukraine

I did some googling and found some bad stuff. Technically sfw but it's cartoon porn 

Also mandatory @BestGirlGrace tag

I did some googling and found some bad stuff. Technically sfw but it's cartoon porn 

@Aleums I hate to say that I've seen this piece before

it's competently done, but it sure is An Artifact

I did some googling and found some bad stuff. Technically sfw but it's cartoon porn 

@BestGirlGrace I figured you'd seen it I mostly just wanted your confirmation

I did some googling and found some bad stuff. Technically sfw but it's cartoon porn 

@Aleums the problem is that the esurance girl IS pretty cute, I just hate everything else about it

I did some googling and found some bad stuff. Technically sfw but it's cartoon porn 

@BestGirlGrace @Aleums it's a really good character design, at the time I kind of wished there was a spy show with that art style

I did some googling and found some bad stuff. Technically sfw but it's cartoon porn 

@BestGirlGrace @Aleums and yeah, the design is definitely horny, but that would be fine for actual spy fiction, which is one of the horniest genres. By contrast, car insurance commercial is one of the least horny genres, which is why she had to go

I did some googling and found some bad stuff. Technically sfw but it's cartoon porn 

@robotcarsley @Aleums she did kinda look like she escaped from en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_X%

I did some googling and found some bad stuff. Technically sfw but it's cartoon porn 

@BestGirlGrace @Aleums huh. Never heard of this, probably because I never really paid attention to Nickelodeon. I see it had Patrick Warburton and Stephen Root (and Randy Savage as Sasquatch, something I can't believe hasn't been memed to death), was the writing equal to the voice talent?

I did some googling and found some bad stuff. Technically sfw but it's cartoon porn 

@robotcarsley @Aleums I have some fond memories of watching it back in the day, but I'll admit I haven't rewatched it recently.

I did some googling and found some bad stuff. Technically sfw but it's cartoon porn 

@Aleums @robotcarsley this is one of the most cursed things ive seen in a long time

I did some googling and found some bad stuff. Technically sfw but it's cartoon porn 

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