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Starting Artemis, by Andy Weir. I just had a sudden memory of when I was a kid and that book Hatchet, about a kid stranded in the Canadian wilderness and surviving with nothing but a hatchet, and how it was so popular that the author wrote a sequel where the same kid is stranded in a different wilderness survival situation. Now I'm thinking how hilarious it would be if this book was about the guy from the Martian getting stranded again, this time on the moon

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My new boss comes in and barks and order at me. I reach for my desk drawer and pull out a tailor's tape, which I wrap snugly around his posterior, noting the buttocks measurement disapprovingly; I sigh and sit down.

"No, I cannot take orders from you," I say, returning to caring for my neopet.

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LICENSE PLATE: I ♡ HONK3
CUSTOMER: I LOVE HONKIES
DMV: WE ALSO LOVE HONKIES
STATUS: APPROVED

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LICENSE PLATE: ♡UVU♡
CUSTOMER: BIRD UWU
DMV: CONE SHAPED DICK PLUS BALLS
STATUS: APPROVED

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Very odd coincidence that the license plate meme is hitting tonight after I saw 2 separate license plates today that I considered posting about

Saw a place yesterday called "$6.95 SHOES" and a much smaller sign that said "and up." Come up with a new name, no one is worried that your shoes might be only $5

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what does you sharing something that could easily be manufactured consent for a war that you know nothing about except what US media has told you actually accomplish?

in this conversation US media definitely includes platforms like twitter. people have convinced themselves that "our" social media is unbiased, but if it was, why do regular chinese people get stamped with the "state affiliated account" tag but actual fronts for US propaganda dont?

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Those classic snail noises we all know and love

I love "they're plotting to take over the entire school!" as though they considered and rejected taking over only part of the school

I think the flying helmets are just bobby helmets

Are the first years really the ones you want doing this blue angels shit

You can't just have your characters say what they feel! That makes me feel angry!

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