did i even do an #introduction? no, i don't think so because i was so eager to begin shitposting immediately.
i'm Sharkey, but my friends call me Dan. i'm impossibly old but i was on the internet earlier than my contemporaries so it can be weird to be me. i'm from California but now I live in Berlin working at a famous non-profit & an amateur novelist who does #nanowrimo every year.
whatever you say immediately triggers a reference in my head. i utter it about 10% of the time. you're welcome
observing #MovieBowl from afar i'm pleased to say that a movie i care little about is likely to crush a movie i care less about
bf: babe come to bed
me: just a sec, I’m posting
bf: is this that twitter like thing? the one with the elephant?
me: mastodon? yeah but this one is a horse
bf: its called mastodon but it’s a horse
me: well this one is, most of them are mammoths
me: oh and the horse wears jorts
me: yeah and like most of the posts are about the jorts or the horse how to bejort a horse or whatever
bf: fuck sake babe if you want to break up just say so