it's my day. internet old. amateur writer and "shitposter", as you whippersnappers call it now.here to fart a lot and eat sandwiches
i'm making holiday cookies and watching the #MovieBowl voting progress. in the air is the rich smell of butter and chocolate as i say "no, no, NO...!"
fucking SICK of waiting for an opportunity to post this
i am officially done with the people who came here to be saved from the fascist birdsite and then loudly DON'T LIKE IT HERE
"jorts horse" anagrams to "hooters jr's"
which is such a lovely blend of Hooters and Carl's Jr. that...
i am just saying
maybe i'll register jarts.horse. too bad .harse isn't a thing
ruining the calm of #sporespondence a little
Unstoppable shitposting engine.