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i resolve to be sluttier and more emulsified for 2023
i resolve to be even sluttier and even more emulsified for 2024
new year's resolution: 2025 is going to be my sluttiest and most emulsified year yet
@sluttymayo we love to see the consistency (literally and figuratively)
@sluttymayo How did you come up with your user name
food; sluttymayo lore
@JustinMac84 i was casting around for a name i had never used for anything else, and thought about the jar of slutty mayo (my profile pic) that i had made for my friend who loves mayo. the origin of that was from a discussion of what makes "slutty brownies" slutty, and if other foods/dishes can be slutty or even if ingredients can be inherently slutty. the aforementioned friend wondered what slutty mayonnaise would entail; i don't think we ever came up with a good answer
food; sluttymayo lore
@sluttymayo You lost me on slutty brownies. How can brownies be slutty?
"slutty" food lore
@JustinMac84 if i recall, they're box mix brownies baked with layers of box mix cookie dough and crushed oreos too. a recipe blog came up with the name and it went viral (i think jessica simpson talked about them on jay leno's show?) the blog alleged, quote, "they're called slutty brownies because they're oh so easy, and more than a little bit filthy." kind of an eye-roller in my opinion, lol
@sluttymayo [looking at bulk lecithin] What a strange and weird and highly productive thing to strive for.