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sluttymayo

my most trusted vizier troubling news doth bring. should mine hand be larger than mine face, shall a dire scandal befall my throne. forthwith must i check

Feb 11, 2025, 17:37 · Public · Tusky · 7 · 13
Chad, the FLYING HONU :bookit:
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@sluttymayo my liege, the antidote to your gullibility is on your elbow and ya gotta lick it