@smileodonicthys@jorts.horse is not that simple, before that first you need to get the THUNDER into the sand
@gabboman @smileodonicthys Hear Ye, the tale of the kind who breathed thunder into sand to make it think (?)
@targea_caramar@sunny.garden then once you introduce the thunder in the sand you trick it to make some basic math.
all nice, but then capitalism ruined programming
@smileodonicthys @ancient_catbus just handing out the boosts, like a benevolent leader.
@Wildheart_Baby @smileodonicthys the Posts Must Flow
@smileodonicthys Sand programming. 
@smileodonicthys If a sand's ability to think depends on my ability to program, then the rocks will die of laughter.
@smileodonicthys ... Well then what am I supposed to do for a living?
@Enean @smileodonicthys custodial work like myself Maybe?
@smileodonicthys When we force sand to think, it exacts its revenge against us by not doing what we want, but only what we tell it
@smileodonicthys proof assistants are the maximum revenge on thinking sand because it lets them share the anxiety
@smileodonicthys *proceeds to torture sand by taking it apart while running*
@smileodonicthys Making AIs is just giving sand anxiety issues.
@smileodonicthys Speak for yourself, Bag of Mostly Water
I see I got the good ol @ancient_catbus retoot