starkraving666 @starkraving666@jorts.horse

))< >((

I can however bless you with the knowledge that the new Yo La Tengo album fuckin slaps

hi, sorry i keep getting sucked in to other inferior forms of social media

(I did NOT write this I just can’t stop laughing at the copypasta)

At a disheveled farmhouse in the country, a lone black car approaches. As the occupant walks up to the house, a grizzled, older Balloon Boy steps out. ‘What took you so long,’ he says.