Real (the country) Switzerland hours, who famous for lakes?

A lot of peoples conception of labor is just those sucking dicks at the dick sucking factory. but the clerical staff keeping track of how many dicks are sucked, the cleaners who have to mop up all the cum,

I don't understand why it's called Interview With *the* Vampire like he's the only one. There are at least three out there, Jack

They always ask, "Scooby Dooby Doo, where are you?" but they never ask, "Scooby Dooby Doo, *how* are you?"

autistic trans girl needs grocery money, pls boost 

hey I'm sam, autistic and trans and living alone struggling to find work but I really need a bit of money so I can eat this week. I'm down to a few packets of ramen and 2 dollars so anything helps really!!!

paypal: tgrehawi@gmail.com
cashapp: $digitalcreature

#mutualaid #mutualaidrequest #transcrowdfund

No longer overdrawn and I have enough for contacts, but could still use help on rent and back rent. Thank you to everyone who has helped

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No longer overdrawn and I have enough for contacts, but could still use help on rent and back rent. Thank you to everyone who has helped

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most sharks are goofy awkward losers who could never defeat me in the octogon

anyone can be john wick, if you really believe in yourself and your ability to be john wick

EMERGENCY: I’m overdrawn by $65, rent is due in four days, my landlord is getting on my case to pay off my back rent of $2384.10 (being underemployed in the off season put me in a hole, and not having a second job this summer has made escaping that hole impossible). I’m also on my last pair of contacts and cannot find my glasses, so I need to get new contacts ASAP before it becomes an issue. I'd appreciate any help

paypal.me/steviemcfly
Venmo: @steviemcfly
Cash App: $steviexmcfly

It's wild the drama out here that i avoid by just kinda vibing

If someone mashed up Juicy and Don't Stop Believing, it would be the black and white cookie of music

Where does bread go to boogie? 

Abundance

I thought I had stock in job search portal Monster dot com but instead I have stock in Monster energy drinks

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