What is my political affiliation? I want to live in the woods with no neighbors, hiking every day with my dogs, but with plumbing, and fast internet. I want all the benefits of modern society without the downside of having to compromise with other people ever.
Oh this test says I'm a fucking asshole, that' seems about right.
@greenjon if you’re a dog person then hiking with them is just next level bonding. I wish I could hike a new trail with them every day.
@sweetmercury YES this is perfect, I'd just need something like, Uber sex every once in a while
@sweetmercury Uber, but for sex... I've invented the newest profession
@Louisa they probably have that on the D A R K W E B
Horses can wear jorts too. [[THIS IS ETERNALLY A WORK IN PROGRESS]]