Nothing screams “lone wolf” louder than taking a quiz in bizarro world Cosmo about being a lone wolf.
@sweetmercury yeah, I suspect that jail in their mind some sort of primal ancient alpha male (which never existed) place where the meanest toughest SOB rules over the weak like nature intended (in their minds obviously)
imagine being so sheltered that jail is the scariest thing you can think of that needs 'surviving'
@sweetmercury this is like Soldier of Fortune but without the South African apartheid money to prop it up
@sweetmercury six ways to die in north korea:
(1) fall from a high place
(2) fall into the sea
(3) get gored by a rhinoceros
Unstoppable shitposting engine.