When you sit down for your first day in rocket science school the professor should already be writing “DON’T MAKE IT LOOK LIKE A DONG” on the board, loudly.
@sweetmercury Then rapidly tapping the chalk next to the text while making eye contact with different students.
Then pointing at the ones who seem amused and saying "I'm serious."
@sweetmercury in rocket science grad school, your first day is spent learning the unfortunate isomorphisms between aerodynamics and dong topology
@sweetmercury haha I told O about it and he was like "nuh uh, he didn't do that" and then busted up laughing when he googled it
Unstoppable shitposting engine.