When you sit down for your first day in rocket science school the professor should already be writing “DON’T MAKE IT LOOK LIKE A DONG” on the board, loudly.

Angrily working the chalk to emphasize the importance of the message.

@sweetmercury Bezos wanted everyone to do that bit from Austin Powers

@sweetmercury Then rapidly tapping the chalk next to the text while making eye contact with different students.
Then pointing at the ones who seem amused and saying "I'm serious."

@sweetmercury in rocket science grad school, your first day is spent learning the unfortunate isomorphisms between aerodynamics and dong topology

@sweetmercury haha I told O about it and he was like "nuh uh, he didn't do that" and then busted up laughing when he googled it

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