This is a Scissor Tailed Flycatcher. I’m told this is a very rare to see in New Jersey. I took this picture by holding my phone up to the eyepiece of a pair of binoculars. Second photo is different photo but I didn’t crop it or anything.

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Dog logic: it’s thundering so please sit next to me on the floor by the shitter.

Almost forgot to post this. It’s like coming home, really.

Friendship ended with Burt’s Bees... you get the gist.

You’d think da share z0ne’s schtick would have stopped being funny to me ages ago and yet

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Tfw I got a good 7 hours sleep but I’m moving like I only got 3 and I have a workout tonight.

This is the ideal bake body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

Whoever made this absurd contraption gets the wall. Sit ups, crunches, leg raises, planks, dead bugs, and hollow holds are free. An ab roller costs $5. I hate how there’s such a huge financial incentive to overcomplicate the simplest shit.

I hate the fitness industry more than I thought possible. My brain is spinning around in my skull. Maybe it’s because I’m an ectomorph.

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