@themorgangoats this rant from your mother was sponsored by audible dot com

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"and that's why I think you should stop buying the same shitty noodles every day. instead, order food from blue apron. a better way to cook"

@themorgangoats television is just a skype call with millions of people

@themorgangoats "Circular consversations with your granny unplugged - Episode 356 - When are you going to have kids, honey?

@themorgangoats and if content isn't publicly accessible, there's no point to it, right?

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